NAME
git-newspaper — Generate a Victorian broadsheet newspaper from any git repository's history
SYNOPSIS
npm install -g git-newspaperINFO
DESCRIPTION
Generate a Victorian broadsheet newspaper from any git repository's history
README
git-newspaper
Generate a Victorian broadsheet newspaper from any git repository's commit history.
npx git-newspaper

Opens newspaper.html in your browser, a fully typeset front page built from your actual commits, authors, deleted files, and code churn. No API keys. No LLM. Works offline.
Install
npm install -g git-newspaper
Or run without installing:
npx git-newspaper
Usage
# Run inside any git repo git-newspaperPoint at a specific repo
git-newspaper --repo /path/to/repo
Scope to recent activity
git-newspaper --since "2 weeks ago" git-newspaper --since "2024-01-01"
Export as PNG instead of HTML
git-newspaper --format png
Save to a specific file
git-newspaper --output my-paper.html
Limit commits analysed (default: 500)
git-newspaper --limit 200
Don't open the browser automatically
git-newspaper --no-open
What's in the newspaper
Every section is generated from your actual git data, nothing is made up.
| Section | Source |
|---|---|
| Front page headline | Your largest commit by lines changed |
| Lead article | Commit authors, file counts, date range |
| Meteorological Report | Commit sentiment and activity pattern |
| Obituaries | Files deleted in the period |
| Opinion column | Your most-modified file, writing about itself |
| Vital Statistics | Commit counts, top authors, churn rankings |
| Commit Activity | Timeline chart of activity over the period |
| Classifieds | Archetype-specific notices based on your repo's patterns |
Archetypes
The tool detects what kind of repository it's looking at and adjusts the layout, tone, and content accordingly:
| Archetype | Trigger | Edition |
|---|---|---|
| Revert Crisis | >12% of commits are reverts | Crisis Edition |
| Solo Marathon | One author dominates >70% of commits | Profile Edition |
| Ghost Town | Fewer than 8 commits | Quiet Edition |
| Dependency Churn | >35% of commits touch lock files | Administrative Notice |
| Refactor Sweep | >25% of commits are refactors | Infrastructure Report |
| Bugfix Crisis | >35% of commits are fixes | Emergency Edition |
| Feature Sprint | >35% of commits are features | Launch Edition |
| Collaborative | 5+ authors with 40+ commits | Collaborative Edition |
| Balanced | Everything else | Morning Edition |
PNG export
Requires Playwright (not installed by default):
npm install -D playwright
npx playwright install chromium
git-newspaper --format png
How it works
- Parses
git log --statlocally via simple-git, no GitHub API, no network requests - Detects a repository archetype from commit patterns
- Selects content from archetype-specific template libraries using a seeded RNG (same repo always produces the same paper)
- Renders a self-contained HTML file with all fonts and styles inline
Requirements
- Node.js 18 or later
- A git repository with at least one commit
License
MIT